Alright, this is awesome…
I absolutely hate it when, I’m out on patrol and somepony takes a photo of me in the dark. I look like some kind of monster!
Everypony’s eyes do this…mine just shine more…
abandoned cars diorama
This is just so amazing…
I just realized that every cartoonist who’s ever done a cartoon about how hard it is being a cartoonist because the audience complained about a previous cartoon is terrible.
Oh shit I’m terrible!
There There, Goots. We still love you. NOW DRAW MORE COOL CAT AND HIS FRIEND TOTALLY 80s MERCEDES!
Front cover from The hole book, by Peter Newell, New York, 1908.
There’s a joke in here somewhere…
© ove arup & partners + jorn utzon - origin of the roof geometry of the opera house - sydney, australia - 1961
James Lipton is described as asking these same 10 questions to his interviewees at the end of his show. I thought I’d give these questions a try:
1. What is your favorite word?
I think Flabbergasted is a funny word I never get enough chances to use. Second to that, Flummoxed.
2. What is your least favorite word?
I despise the word ‘lazy.’ I seldom get to hear people addressing the correct party when using this word.
3. What turns you on?
I’ve yet to feel that complete and utter ‘attraction moment’ to another person so, outside of Negligee I guess there isn’t much.
4. What turns you off?
Our current consensus on the subject of beauty. Seeing Models and ‘Pretty People’ fills me with a disgust bordering on the malevolent.
5. What sound do you love?
I love the sound of water falling. It can be a stream, a creek, a cascade, a falls or even a running tap or shower. I adore the sound of water under the power of gravity.
6. What sound do you hate?
I hate puns. Nothing makes your face more punchable than to have just recently issued a pun in my direction.
7. What is your favorite curse word?
8. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
I thought for a while I might like to try politics. Get in there and fight for the little guy, murder me some Lobbyists and not-go-to-jail for it, be a progressive democrat that would piss off even the president with my Leftism. Course, that would get me offed pretty quickly but it would have been an interesting death…
9. What profession would you not like to do?
Anything having to do with Sanitation. Sanitation is the most essential component to human civilization and one of the first problems we had to sort in order to build cities bigger than mere hamlets. We don’t always get it right but the technology designed to save us from our own waste fills me with respect and admiration: just don’t ask me to do any of it!
10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
"NO! PLEASE! DON’T KILL ME!"
I am a sandwich artist. I work in the medium of sandwiches.
Here is a comic about how hard it is to make a sandwich. People who come to buy sandwiches are all MAKE ME A HAM SANDWICH WITH MAYO and I inside I am crying WHY WHY YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND YOU STUIPD PLEB YOU JUST WANT A SANDWICH TO EAT AND YOU THINK YOU WANT A HAM SANDWICH BUT AS AN ARTIST IN THE MEDIUM OF SANDWICHES ONLY I AM PRIVY TO THE SECRET TRUTH OF SANDWICHES AND I KNOW THAT THE MOST PERFECT SANDWICH IS THE TURKEY CLUB.
That is why I only make turkey clubs.
People ask for tuna, I give them a turkey club.
People ask for PBJ, I give them turkey club.
This sandwich expresses the true unknowable essence of my artform. Non-sandwich artists DON’T UNDERSTAND.
When they say WHY DON’T YOU MAKE ME A ROAST BEEF WITH CHEDDAR LIKE I ASKED FOR, I tell them STOP JUDGING ME
Hahahahahahahahahah! Holy Shit! Agouti Rex does it again!
Total Biscuit gets a Copyright Takedown for doing his job. Seriously, why are we still using Youtube?
THIS IS GETTING NO COVERAGE, FUCKING REBLOG THIS SHIT. THIS IS SOME VILLAIN SHIT.
"My sight is failing," she said finally. "Even when I was young I could not have read what was written there. But it appears to me that that wall looks different. Are the Seven Commandments the same as they used to be, Benjamin?"
For once Benjamin consented to break his rule, and he read out to her what was written on the wall. There was nothing there now except a single Commandment. It ran:
ALL ANIMALS ARE EQUAL BUT SOME ANIMALS ARE MORE EQUAL THAN OTHERS.”
- George Orwell, Animal Farm.
"Democracy has been suspended"
I wish I had better words to articulate my feelings on this. But the ANIMAL FARM parallel is so apt it’s frightening.
If we are so predictable a creature, that Orwell’s book can draw from instances of the past, and still be viable point of comparison now, then we have nothing to conclude but that these practices, though benefiting a few in the short term, without interference, will prove short-sighted and facilitate the undoing of those that abuse them in the long term.
This needs more shares.
You human trash. STILL THINK THERE’S NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN REPUBLICANS AND DEMOCRATS?!